so anyway today i snuck another wrapped parental advisory yaoi book in front of my dads nose. actually two but the second was just plain yaoi and it was a novel so it wasnt wrapped but well......idk man i think he is just to embarassed to say anything like "paige why is that guys hand up that other guys shirt. r u reading something u shouldnt be." i think he is just turning his cheek but so anyways i think im really enjoying going to borders with him. uhmmm so engrish yeah reading a lot of it recently. so im thinking about getting a new desk in my room cause mine is to big. if u have any ideas on good desks i could use. mainly for drawing and well thats all i really need to do on it i guess besides collect junk. maybe an itsy bitsy teenny tiny one. then i could get another huge book shelf out and all will be well again =)
oh so ive been majorly obsessed with pride and prejudice recently. idk why but ive been rewatching the movie and sorta reading the book. and looking up pictures and all the other things that go in the "over obsessive fan girling" package. but its just so good and i wanna squeal whenever i watch it. i get exhauseted just watching that damn thing. how weird is that but when faced with the dark and mysterious mr. darcy and the cute mr. bingley that u just wanna hug and squeeze him, anyone would get tired. heck im tired just describing it to u guys
so well i kinda am restraing myself from the yaoi goodness and its harder than i thought. so im gonna go to bed then
wow i havent used this font in a while it feels so refreshing.
ahem so i have now discovered Love Land thanks to a ahem certain person. Its in korea. and basically its a park that is orientated around sex. yes i know i think im gonna have to live *cough* visit there sometime in the near future.
getting any ideas yet eh?

im not quite sure what this is but i think its a but in the background and a REALLY old saggy thingy ma bobber
ok i wont damage your innocent minds further so here are some sites that MUST be looked at ^ ^
http://images.google.com/images?source=i
http://www.cracked.com/article_15955_9-m
yeah its number 2 on here
again its not my fault i did not discover this on my own
Mom: that lady had a shit load of longerie
Dad: why didnt you get some
Mom: i know you dont like looking at my fat body...
u know what im just gonna stop right there cause the next part is just....... its one thing to read about it and another to listen to your PARENTS talk about it -_- ewwww
anyways i got max ride 3 and 4 so i dont need to borrow from u right now shannon. thank u though. im on 3 and its a big shocker. james had me fooled and its usually pretty hard to decieve me when it comes to books, i can usually guess the ending immediatly but this threw me for a loop. good jo jimmy.
so now im gonna finish my manga. its about a girl who can become a man when ever she wants to....well not all the time its confusing.. but it is definately my kind of story
my friend mike who is a reshy now said hi to me in the hallway at lunch today and he is lets just say turning into one of "them" O_O so i screamed in mock horror saying i cant be seen with someone like him. his response "well how about me im the one talking to the perv of the school how do u think i feel" -_- this is so true it hurts so thats why i told everyone i would no longer be perverted. 5 minutes later i had to tell everyone about the long, thick, moist posicles in england.......wait for it..........that wiggle. yep u can imagine the expression on my face when i saw them. so i cant really see how i suddenly changed topics from cirque du freak to this but oh well this is more fun.
now i dont want to bore u so mata ne oh oh yeah look at that skill
ok then so we got there late and i was still feeling like crap. now nottingham was not how i expected it at all it was a cross between LA and london but not as crowded. there was a carnival in the middle of town that my brother went to but i went back to the hotel with bryce and watched the simpsons. we had a late dinner at pizza hut and then we went back to our rooms but the partying was really loud and there were tons of bugs in our room XP so my mom asked for a room change we then got an upgrade on the top floor that was nicer than the boys room and it was huge we got three beds even though we only needed two. shayne and bryce were going through shock and saying there bathroom was nicer....oookkkk so they have a bit bigger bathroom we had a huge room so anyways the next day we went to nottingham castle~
alberts statue was really pretty and there were all these fake poppies and crosses i got lots of pictures but the lighting was bad. so in the museum was kinda cool there were all his medals and the messenger can that announced his death and there was part of his windshield with a bullet through it and there was various other things but there was also a really cool computer that showed the ppl in the wars that were takin to nottingham i think so u type in ur last name and u can see all the soldiers that could be blood related to you and because my family is from nottingham there were tons of name matches which was quite cool so in the gift shop there was one thing that was albert ball related which was a postcard with him standing next to his plane i think but u dont see the whole plane. but u do see the british target sign circle thingy. so then we left to go to another museum......
the other museum. it was based sorta on robin hood which was interesting and we took this awesome tour where we first saw the sherrif of nottingham but in the robin hood days. he asked about where we came from and when we said america he said he didnt know of that land. shayne was going through shock over that he was like "you know america where obama is" the sherrif was then like "i have no knowledge of that man" shayne still going through shock whispered to my mom " he doesnt know who the president is" so i was the door wench and had to open the door dor everyone and then there was the trial between robin hood and the sherrif my dad was the loyer for the sherrif and read the verdict. my mother was on the robin hood side and i was on the jury. so after the sherrif won we got convict numbers and went down to meet our next guide. he was a jailer and showed us what we could and couldnt do and how he made all the profit and you could live nicely in jail if u had money, as a convict i stole 7 silver teaspons a guinea in gold other money and some clothes which was a huge amount of money back then. when he asked us where we came from my dad again said america he then goes ranting on about the boston tea party and the traiterous bill clinton XDD but he corrected himself to george washington. after that there were a few more guides but they werent the greatest then we went back to the car and drove to swindon~
in swindon at lie 9 o'clock we met my aunt and had a drink and a small talk then we went to bed as we were exhausted. we stayed in swindon for 5 nights. and i wont get into too much detail and ill post it some other time as this post took me 6 hours to write because i had to keep on stopping and coming back to it in the middle.
next day we went through the chunnel
now in london
we rented a car with only Gretchen as our guide and it was my dads first time ever driving on the wrong side of the rode and in the middle of frickin london. now that was scarier than any of those rides in disney but we arrived in stamford in abou 2 and a half hours where we went to a hotel......without internet!!!!! but we had fish and chips for dinner and we looked at some of the sites and yes there were cemeteries. we saw a lot o those during our trip and i think it was my favorite part ^ ^;; nothin better than some dead bodies so the next day we got up early to take some pictures and look around all the second hand shops. i think i got a sci fi manga for like 50 p so i just grabbed it without reading it and i also bought a belt but right now its like 5 am for me so im gonna crash and ill post everything else.....later
/lazy bow
so we went to the eiffel tower and had to WALK up the STAIRS but we couldnt go all the way because it was like 120 euros for all five of us so we couldnt go then we went to a itaian restraunt that was really good and we end up eating there twice but we also saw notre dame which was kinda cool and we went into a crypts which was so so but to get to notre dame was a pain in the but because the train had the station we needed closed so we took a replacement bus but we got offf wayyyy too early and had to walk at least 1200 meters but i ran in a bookstore and found a romance book in english
we went to the palace of versai which was kinda interesting and we walked in the gardens but there wasnt much else that day but we did eat at a french restraunt but i didnt really like the food and everyone ate escargo except me but i got to pull some of the snails out of there shells ^ ^but i saw one and it kinda uncurled when it was pulled out and u could see the anntennaes and i almost hurled but we all got desert which is something we NEVER do so i got some mint chocolate ice cream piled high. my dad and mom split some creme brulee shayne had a milkshake that is litterally like they tooks some milk and shaked it up and it was kinda warm XP and bryce got some chocolate mousse but it was pretty good
went to a cemetary and saw all the crypts and the coffins that r above ground were amazingly cool then right after we saw the catacombs. there were bones piled on neat lines with skulls artistically squished in. there must have been billions and i got a few pictures but we were deep underground and there wasnt much light and u couldnt use flash but i got a few good ones where we ACCIDENTALLY had flash on ^ ^;; ah but it was the best part of france so far then we went to the louvre where we saw a bunch of naked ppl and i of course took pictures XD and my brothers wanted pictures next to the naked woman but i did see the mono lisa and it wasnt that great so then we ate at the italian place we ate at before and it was really good
so im not gonna tell u about the countless tempertantrums and ppl getting lost and pissed off but just know that it happened
so tomorrow is eurodisney ^ ^
(i feel like i died writing a post this long
</div>I KNEW IT me and france really are best buds and i cant believe america caught me ;A; b..but they tortured me i though torture was abandoned i still dont know how they made me eat english cooking cause i mean mcdonalds and kfc and subway saved me when i was there. and i wont eat fish so fish and chips are out of the question
</div>oh umm well im flattered that hungary likes me but hmmmm well austria is really hot so its all good but he is my teacher. and france is cool but his country is well......not but i see why we r BFF's cause we think alike ^ ^
</div>i dont think i need that many childeren i prefer to use condoms but at least there is love with my country ^ ^
Science museum- saw condoms and a movie about fish
natural history museum- we saw rocks
maritime museum- saw boats
IWM- freakin awesome trenches and planes and just so great words cant explain it
Madam trusaudes house of wax- didnt like it cause it was soooo overly crowded but i saw johnny depp and obama and hannah montana and other people who i dont know there names.....ohhh michael jackson as well there was also a lame haunted house ( i swear the ppl over here are really lame when it comes to haunting
Tower of london- saw the crown jewls and Henry VIII museum we also saw another museum about the wars here. we walked through the buildings where we saw the bloody tower and some other great places
Westminister Abbey- saw isaac newton and charles darwin and a memorial for winston churchill also saw some other tombs so it was basically a huge building filled with bodies
liechester square- it was really crowded but we just walked through the shops and i bought a "mind the gap" t-shirt and some japanese voodoo dolls....y in london i dont know
Shopping district-there was food and shops and i bought candy
Observation tower-where time begins sadly we didnt go through though cause we all wanted ice cream and we would have to hike....imagine that we'd have to actually move our legs to get somewhere -_-
london eye-went around in a 30 min ferris wheel where we could see big ben and the parliament buildings and someother cool things
so yeah this is a bit longer than previous version uhmm i have pics on computer and ill run and upload them on facebook im off to paris tomorrow so yeah i probably forgot some things but whatever so ill try to be online more then
so i have been having some intense computer issues so its hard for me to stay online for more than 30 minutes once a day :C so im trying to rush and get everything done which is why i havent posted in a while. so ummm london is great its big busy people run u over the usual stuff. if ppl dressed like they do here they would get raped back in LA. so i no longer miss mcdonalds since the one here is like 5 kagillion times better :L so ive spent 10 hours in a plane to eat subway and mcdonalds oh and u cant forget the KFC i ate for dinner tonight when i get back ill be 10 pant sizes bigger -_- but ive seen big ben and the abbey ive gone on the london eye and went through the tower of london which was pretty cool but these things can only keep my interest for so long and after a while i wanted to leave so badly. so our hotel is kinda...... they have absolutely no logic in these buildings and there is water damage and the floors creak and the hallways smell REALLY bad. but when in london u cant be picky so ive taken pictures and ill probably upload them on facebook sometime. ive also gone to the IWM which was really fun and tomorrow we are going to the wax museum. so um yeah computer is dying and im lazy so no more detail than that.
/bow
You really don't care what other people think of you. You are tough and often ruthless.
You are independent, iconoclastic, and countercultural. You resent authority figures.
You are very headstrong. No one is going to pressure you into being someone you're not!
this is correct but its only one of my many personalities ^ ^
